Is it just me, or...
- is it time to let the Jungle skippers ad lib a bit more?
- does this Turkey leg meat look weird?
- was that a big band playing at Plaza Gardens the other day?
- could the "Partners" statue on the Hub go back from whence it came?
- is little Leota just a tad...stimulating? (Hurry baaackk. Hurry ba-aaaack.)
- could you go for a soft pretzel from the Mile Long Bar (extra salt, please).
- can anyone drift into a nap while clacking 'round on the Disneyland Railroad on a breezy day (ahh...)
- is just about everyone done with the Chevron cars and lame "jokes" at the Autopia queue? (I get it...birds poop on cars. Got any other material?)
- could you go for a burger and fries at Coke Terrace, served by a cast member decked out like a red bell boy?
- is the Starcade locked in an 80s time warp? Does anyone go to arcades anymore?
- do you still get something from the vulture asking: "if this is your laughing place, how come you're not laughing.?" just before you take the final drop on Splash Mountain?
- does the Mark Twain's steam whistle echo somewhere in your soul?
- is it time to change the scenes in the windows at the Emporium?
- is the Penny Arcade a saccharine shell of its former self?
- are you ready for the new Star Tours, too?
- does anyone else miss the Mary Blair mural from the old Circle Vision building?
- does it still feel neat to clomp over the little bridge to Plaza Gardens?
- is Tim Burton just a touch overrated?
- does Town Square need a food service location? (Hills Brothers anyone?)
- does anyone else want a Mickey balloon---just a plain old Mickey balloon?
- does anyone else think it odd that they never open the westernmost exit turnstiles at the Main Gate at the end of the day? What up with that?
- is there anything else on this planet that can light up like Main Street at night?
- do you find it irksome when a party of four or more people decides to hold a conversation, dead stopped, in the middle of a main arterial walkway---like, say, the Adventureland entrance?? Come on folks, pull off to the side and decide where you want to eat!!
- are those hippos blowing bubbles and wiggling their ears?? (Uh oh)...
- wouldn't you just LOVE to work at Disneyland?
