Jungle is 101 fans!
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This is Mike.
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Happy to report, still alive.
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Presently held in small hut.
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Natives outside dance continuously in a circle.
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Have to go to the bathroom. (Not me, the natives.)
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Promise to post something substantive soon.
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Must get past Schweitzer Falls and the piranha first.
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Oh. Trader Sam says hi.
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Stopped by his village cafe for lunch. Prices have gone way up.
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He wanted to charge me an arm and a leg.
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Please, somebody make me stop.
Love you all.
Miss you.
Wish you were here. This hut's lonely and those natives' incessant war chant is starting to drive me a bit wacky---er, um, wackier.
---Mike
