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Working there is great because:
A. There's always plenty to drink.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c4OIkT0wtlE/SOqq-zLvzYI/AAAAAAAAApY/mEH5G2zBzUM/s320/Pirates+-+Molly+-+Bruce+Nelson.jpg)
C. You get paid HUGE, PILES OF MONEY (or at least get to stand by a dead guy in a pile of loot).
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c4OIkT0wtlE/SOqq_HbwCbI/AAAAAAAAApg/q1LpzvMeiWc/s320/pirates+-+Bruce+Nelson.jpg)
D. The Autopia cars are just so darn colorful---what's not too love!
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c4OIkT0wtlE/SOqq_FcmIrI/AAAAAAAAApo/CiEIaChANw4/s320/Autopia+cars+1984.jpg)
Oops. Sorry, they got rid of the colorful ones on the right (from 1984)...and replaced them with...
...these.
Nice.
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c4OIkT0wtlE/SOqs0jnxElI/AAAAAAAAApw/R4V7kyhycGs/s320/Autopia_5-dl-c.jpg)